the real life office

note: i do not keep tabs on everyone in the office.  i do not know who has asked you if you know where someone is and i do not know why they are missing or where they are, or i wouldn’t be asking you.

please do not get annoyed with me.  you are their supervisor and should know more about the employee’s whereabouts than i do.

“what’s with today, today”?!  jeesh!