the real life office

i don’t have a poker face.  someone gave me a half bag of skittles and the other guy said “awww”.  i turned about as red as the packaging and couldn’t stop giggling to answer the question of the man standing in front of me.

after having the back and forth of “that sucks”/”this does suck” with the president of the company for a few mins, i get handed what i believe is a card of porn.  apparently this kid is throwing some sort party.  i don’t know.  it looks ghetto.  is that okay to say?

i’m pretty sure i just heard someone exclaim something that i’ve only heard on scooby doo before.

what is going on with this monday?  part of me wants to be saved, but i’m enjoying just rolling with the punches on this one.