the real life office

i have tomorrow off and they’re having a temp come in to cover.  i have to train them this afternoon.  i’m that important.

tonight’s goal is to create a picture collage including all the guys i’ve made out with over the last few years.  a few coworkers are trying to set me up and they don’t believe me when i say that i don’t have much of a “type”.  my only requirement is that they’re taller than me.  i’m easy?

i told a coworker that they looked “delicious”. bring it back, people… just don’t tell HR.

i hate training people.  this will take me 5 mins.  she’ll be here for 2 hours.

there is a candy wrapper pinned to my wall that says “you’re allowed to do nothing”.  thank you, dove promises.  i needed some confirmation on that.

the friday mentality is really getting to me today.  i’m sorry for my coworkers having to deal with this.